Hope you don't mind if I play a game while we chat I'm playing Spinata Grande And I hope to win a bit of money Should be good I like nachos grande So I can imagine Spinata Grande will be better But, with less sticky fingers and more money I was an ugly kid In fact, I was so ugly I used to go Trick or Treating dressed up as myself Hey, I've won This is going really well It's a lucky ten It's a perfect ten Like Dudley Moore or something I'm trying to improve things in my life, though I've started a new diet I'm going on this new one where you are only allowed to eat one plate of food a day It's going incredibly well There are only 2 things I need to find One of them is a 6 foot plate And the other one is a 24 hours buffet that will let me take it in But at least I got a job I'm mean, I'm self employed Which is alright Except I hate my boss and I hate everybody I work with What's that? That weird purple donkey thing I think it's going to give me some money I hope it's not a pinata Cause then I, like...Casinoslots
Have to hit it with a baseball bat, or something Or cricket bat. I don't believe in animal cruelty Well... Unless it's full with money In which case, goodbye purple donkey I saw a kid, the other day, flying a kite He was crying away I said "Why are you crying?" "Look how high that kite is going" The kid's going "I know..." "I just wish I had taken the string off my dog's collar first..." I got a really exciting new project That I want to get some funding for So, I'm going to get 2 gallons of ketchup And throw it at a bus que I don't think I really understand crowdsourcing Hang on Hang on That's looking very exciting All those numbers are going up and up and up Yeah, I've won! Wow! I won Lots... Which is really good I can get us some new shoes Then, if I do better, I can get us some socks But, for now That's some serious shoe business money I can get Manolo Blahnik if I wanted But I just don't... Kind of look... Good enough in high heels... But that's still pretty good
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